Feb. 16th, 2019 08:22 pm
Smut Swap 2019 Letter
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binary_sunset Dear Participant,
Thanks so much for signing up! I won't apologising for being such a kinky bastard, but feel free to take inspiration from anything you see below. Or don't!
Things I Love
Are ya ready kids? Cause we're just gonna get right into it!
A/B/O: Omegaverse is just so much fun to play around with! And I do kind of love the whole biological imperative thing and watching the characters navigate it. Also it's just fun to fuck around with anatomy (literally!). I'm especially weak for alpha women with clit-cocks and omega men getting their asses eaten. Omegas using their own slick to fuck their alphas is a good time too. Also I'd like to see some beta love too! Maybe even a threeway with all three types? An alpha being submissive to their omega? An alpha keeping their harem of omegas happy? It's a good concept and SO much fun to play around with.
Bad dragon toys: I'm monumentally weak for Bad Dragon's collection of fantasy dildos (though you could just use it as a catch-all for any non-human dildo). My personal favourites that I own are David and Roland, but I'd love to see characters playing on their own, with a partner, and ESPECIALLY getting pegged by one of these bad boys. If you have to put the characters in a modern AU just to justify using some grade A monster dongs, be my guest.
Tentacles: We like tentacle sex in this house. Wiggly, squirmy tentacles that tie you up and know exactly how to make you feel good? Yum yum.
Pegging: I love turning traditional dynamics on their heads. IMHO, any guy can enjoy getting his ass pounded by the woman he's in love with, so it's 100% fair game with any of the m/f ships.
Sex as a Bargaining Chip: What the hell has this character gotten themself into? Whether it's taking on a loan that they can't pay back or they DESPERATELY need their car fixed as a discount, I always think it's kind of fun to see characters getting creative with their currency. It can be as corny intro-to-a-porno or as psychological as you want. I just really like seeing characters using everything (and I mean everything) at their disposal to get what they want!
Dubious Consent: While I'd never actually want to be in this sort of position in real life, I really enjoy stories that play with the idea of consent. Characters being thrown into situations where sex seems to be the only way out (see above), fuck or die, sex slavery situations, relationships with power dynamics built in... Don't get me wrong, most of these would be TERRIFYING in real life, but I don't think there's anything wrong with enjoying them in the world of fiction.
Auctioned for Sex: My problematic fav. Like I said above, I'm into dub-con, so that kind of extends here. But I also really like seeing the dynamic of the two characters dealing with the situation. How obedient is the slave and how does that extend to their sex life? Does the master use them for anything else? Do they bond at all? How well are they treated? Is there a way for them to buy or win their eventual freedom? There's so much opportunity for character and worldbuilding here. I love it!
Awkward arranged marriage wedding night sex: Today on "very specific things I enjoy." I like seeing characters who've just met trying to navigate their respective sex drives as well as their partner's body. Bonus points if it's still consensual (well, as consensual as it can be) despite a language difference!
Honeypot mission: Here I go with my dubcon again. I'm rather weak for honeypot missions where the character actually ends up being genuinely attracted to their target. So there's more invested in the sex than just the mission, and the character having to deal with potentially hurting this person they've come to like quite a bit.
Enthusiastic consent: Despite my weird dubcon thing, I also really really love seeing characters wanting sex and enjoying it. Just... them having sex with someone they care about who also cares about them, loving every second of it, and being super satisfied by it. Sometimes that's all you need.
Vampire Sex, Vampire Bites: The vampire presented in Bram Stoker's Dracula represented all of things Victorian society stepped on: sex and filth and the dead. I love the sexuality inherent in vampire feeding (the neck and the inner thigh are popular choices, both of which are pretty hot imo). Does being bit by a vampire feel good or is this person just weirdly into it? Is hypnosis involved? Can the vampire shapeshift? You can have so much fun with vampires! I'd just prefer it to be consensual.
Fandoms
Assassin's Creed Odyssey:
In my game, I played as Kassandra, so all these ships are written out with misthios!Kassandra and Deimos!Alexios in mind (which is also the historical reality in the AC verse, btw), but you can swap them out if you want to.
Also I am a MASSIVE Alkibiades apologist (sorry not sorry), so feel free to ship him with Alexios or Kassandra. I'm especially weak for Kassandra being constantly fed up with his shit and simultaneously charmed by him (because, even though he's a hedonistic disaster bi, he's also a brilliant businessman and politician with a heart of gold and I STAN. Don't @ me.)
Alexios/Brasidas: Again, I mentioned this with Deimos!Alexios in mind. What if Brasidas had been captured after Pylos instead of Kassandra? Or ends up in the Cult of Kosmos' sights in some other way? I've kind of fallen in love with Brasidas as a character. It's clear that he really knows his shit and respects Myrrine and Kassandra, and he's not as meat-headed and blood hungry as many of the other Spartans. I'd like to see him really grappling with the fact that Alexios is a monster and maybe even trying to get him to change. You could go SUPER dark with this ship and I'd certainly enjoy that, but Alexios is just so sad and broken inside. I think Brasidas would catch onto that instantly and try to help (especially if it meant saving his own ass). How well it works is up to you, but I'd love to see the power plays, the push and pull of their interactions and how it impacts their sex life. Also Brasidas offering to sleep with Alexios as a last-ditch effort to save his own life? Yes please!
I'm also just here for Brasidas being given to Alexios as a "prize" by the Cult, expecting that he'll grow frustrated and murder him. Naturally he doesn't, either because they actually become really close or he's just that good of a fuck.
(And if you're going the A/B/O route, please give me omega!Brasidas rising to his position in the Spartan army against all odds. Please and thank you!)
Kassandra/Kyra/Thaletas: Look, in this house we love OT3s, and this trio is fantastic (even though I had to murder Thaletas in my playthrough, whoops). I'd love to see Kassandra retiring to Delos once she's done misthios-ing (or at least, taking an extended break from misthios-ing) to find her favourite rebel, now Delos' leader, and her doting Spartan general husband. I think of Kassandra as being only romantically interested in Kyra, but I don't think she'd mind messing around with Thaletas. Also Kyra? Definitely a domme. I SCREAMED when she grabbed Kassandra's neck during the scene on the beach, what an icon! Maybe her two subs (or just one, if you want to kick Thaletas out of the equation) try to help her relax after working so hard to run the island on her own. Or maybe she just eats out Kassandra under the table while the three of them are having dinner together. It's Ancient Greece! Anything is possible! (Also you can't tell me Kyra doesn't peg Thaletas. I refuse to hear it.)
If you're going the A/B/O route, I'd LOVE to see Alpha Kassandra.
Fright Night (2011):
God Colin Farrell is INSANELY hot in this movie. Seriously, it's OBSCENE.
Charley Brewster/Jerry Dandridge: This is just such a guilty pleasure ship TBH. I always got some serious sexual tension vibes from these two (especially Jerry. He wants to eat that poor kid up in more ways than one!) Give me a Jerry who's actually smart enough to realise that murdering people is a bad idea when he has a neighbour who's vulnerable due to missing a father figure, cute as fuck, and probably more than willing to donate blood so Jerry doesn't have to go without. Does Charley get anything out of it? I'd like to say yes. Jerry definitely gives him a few orgasms. Also he may or may not threaten to murder everyone Charley holds dear if he doesn't let it happen. It's up to you.
Alternatively, Charley ends up getting caught by some other vampire and auctioned off as a living blood donation. Jerry, who's taken somewhat of a liking to this kid, decides to buy him. Here for hot smut and also Jerry yelling at Charley for falling for an obvious trick (because, let's face it, he would).
Jerry Dandridge/Kevin Katchadourian (We Need to Talk About Kevin): Here for these two killers having a chaotic and unstable relationship. Kevin is probably one of the most terrifying monsters that Jerry has ever known, and he's definitely into it. I'd love to see them trying to hunt each other and falling for each other in the process. Maybe Kevin gets turned into a vampire, maybe he doesn't. I'm not particularly picky.
Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them:
Leta Lestrange/Nagini: Leta Lestrange was the best part of CoG, change my mind. Seriously, though, I LOVE Leta, and I'd love to see how she'd react to meeting an actual monster after being treated like one her whole life. For these two, I'd love to see some very soft sex between two broken people, trying to feel whole for the first time.
Credence Barebone/Original Percival Graves: I love just about anything with these two, but I'm just in the mood for some sub!Graves and dirty monster sex lately. I'd love to see a Credence with control over his obscurus and a Graves who wants to be fucked by it. The shape it takes is up to you, but I'm partial to either the types of tendrils we see in the movie or maybe even some big monstrous werewolf-ish beastie. I'd also like to see this be a positive thing for Credence as well. Maybe he realises that this thing inside of him can't be that bad if it's making Graves so happy. Or maybe he just gets a massive power trip out of it and it helps to get his pent up anger out of his system. For you A/B/O fans, I love secret Omega Graves and surprise Alpha Credence, so something involving that dynamic could be pretty fun as well.
Wow, okay, that was pretty long. But I think that's everything! Feel free to comment anonymously with any questions you may have. Thanks again for signing up, and I hope you'll be able to have some fun with these prompts!
Thanks so much for signing up! I won't apologising for being such a kinky bastard, but feel free to take inspiration from anything you see below. Or don't!
Things I Love
- Smut (obviously haha)
- ABO dynamics
- BDSM (preferably both scenes and aftercare)
- Fluff
- Hurt/comfort
- I am SUPREMELY WEAK for post-action patch-ups
- Platonic friendships of all sorts
- F/F ships
- Expanded worldbuilding
- Angst (preferably with a happy ending)
- Fics focusing on healing from trauma
- Found family
- NB/Transgender characters
- Canon divergence
- Historical AUs
- Modern AUs
- Meet-cute
- Content focusing on suicide/suicidal ideation and eating disorders (though it's fine if it's part of a character's backstory)
- Non-con
- Major character death
- Unhappy endings (but I'm totally okay with bittersweet ones. I just don't like endings where it's just like.... there's no hope and everything is bad)
- Hurt without comfort
- The following kinks: Stuffing/weight gain, watersports, blood play, age play, vore, forced feminisation, daddy kink
- M-Preg
- Sexual content between a minor and an adult (18+)
- Sexual content involving characters under the age of 16
Are ya ready kids? Cause we're just gonna get right into it!
A/B/O: Omegaverse is just so much fun to play around with! And I do kind of love the whole biological imperative thing and watching the characters navigate it. Also it's just fun to fuck around with anatomy (literally!). I'm especially weak for alpha women with clit-cocks and omega men getting their asses eaten. Omegas using their own slick to fuck their alphas is a good time too. Also I'd like to see some beta love too! Maybe even a threeway with all three types? An alpha being submissive to their omega? An alpha keeping their harem of omegas happy? It's a good concept and SO much fun to play around with.
Bad dragon toys: I'm monumentally weak for Bad Dragon's collection of fantasy dildos (though you could just use it as a catch-all for any non-human dildo). My personal favourites that I own are David and Roland, but I'd love to see characters playing on their own, with a partner, and ESPECIALLY getting pegged by one of these bad boys. If you have to put the characters in a modern AU just to justify using some grade A monster dongs, be my guest.
Tentacles: We like tentacle sex in this house. Wiggly, squirmy tentacles that tie you up and know exactly how to make you feel good? Yum yum.
Pegging: I love turning traditional dynamics on their heads. IMHO, any guy can enjoy getting his ass pounded by the woman he's in love with, so it's 100% fair game with any of the m/f ships.
Sex as a Bargaining Chip: What the hell has this character gotten themself into? Whether it's taking on a loan that they can't pay back or they DESPERATELY need their car fixed as a discount, I always think it's kind of fun to see characters getting creative with their currency. It can be as corny intro-to-a-porno or as psychological as you want. I just really like seeing characters using everything (and I mean everything) at their disposal to get what they want!
Dubious Consent: While I'd never actually want to be in this sort of position in real life, I really enjoy stories that play with the idea of consent. Characters being thrown into situations where sex seems to be the only way out (see above), fuck or die, sex slavery situations, relationships with power dynamics built in... Don't get me wrong, most of these would be TERRIFYING in real life, but I don't think there's anything wrong with enjoying them in the world of fiction.
Auctioned for Sex: My problematic fav. Like I said above, I'm into dub-con, so that kind of extends here. But I also really like seeing the dynamic of the two characters dealing with the situation. How obedient is the slave and how does that extend to their sex life? Does the master use them for anything else? Do they bond at all? How well are they treated? Is there a way for them to buy or win their eventual freedom? There's so much opportunity for character and worldbuilding here. I love it!
Awkward arranged marriage wedding night sex: Today on "very specific things I enjoy." I like seeing characters who've just met trying to navigate their respective sex drives as well as their partner's body. Bonus points if it's still consensual (well, as consensual as it can be) despite a language difference!
Honeypot mission: Here I go with my dubcon again. I'm rather weak for honeypot missions where the character actually ends up being genuinely attracted to their target. So there's more invested in the sex than just the mission, and the character having to deal with potentially hurting this person they've come to like quite a bit.
Enthusiastic consent: Despite my weird dubcon thing, I also really really love seeing characters wanting sex and enjoying it. Just... them having sex with someone they care about who also cares about them, loving every second of it, and being super satisfied by it. Sometimes that's all you need.
Vampire Sex, Vampire Bites: The vampire presented in Bram Stoker's Dracula represented all of things Victorian society stepped on: sex and filth and the dead. I love the sexuality inherent in vampire feeding (the neck and the inner thigh are popular choices, both of which are pretty hot imo). Does being bit by a vampire feel good or is this person just weirdly into it? Is hypnosis involved? Can the vampire shapeshift? You can have so much fun with vampires! I'd just prefer it to be consensual.
Fandoms
Assassin's Creed Odyssey:
In my game, I played as Kassandra, so all these ships are written out with misthios!Kassandra and Deimos!Alexios in mind (which is also the historical reality in the AC verse, btw), but you can swap them out if you want to.
Also I am a MASSIVE Alkibiades apologist (sorry not sorry), so feel free to ship him with Alexios or Kassandra. I'm especially weak for Kassandra being constantly fed up with his shit and simultaneously charmed by him (because, even though he's a hedonistic disaster bi, he's also a brilliant businessman and politician with a heart of gold and I STAN. Don't @ me.)
Alexios/Brasidas: Again, I mentioned this with Deimos!Alexios in mind. What if Brasidas had been captured after Pylos instead of Kassandra? Or ends up in the Cult of Kosmos' sights in some other way? I've kind of fallen in love with Brasidas as a character. It's clear that he really knows his shit and respects Myrrine and Kassandra, and he's not as meat-headed and blood hungry as many of the other Spartans. I'd like to see him really grappling with the fact that Alexios is a monster and maybe even trying to get him to change. You could go SUPER dark with this ship and I'd certainly enjoy that, but Alexios is just so sad and broken inside. I think Brasidas would catch onto that instantly and try to help (especially if it meant saving his own ass). How well it works is up to you, but I'd love to see the power plays, the push and pull of their interactions and how it impacts their sex life. Also Brasidas offering to sleep with Alexios as a last-ditch effort to save his own life? Yes please!
I'm also just here for Brasidas being given to Alexios as a "prize" by the Cult, expecting that he'll grow frustrated and murder him. Naturally he doesn't, either because they actually become really close or he's just that good of a fuck.
(And if you're going the A/B/O route, please give me omega!Brasidas rising to his position in the Spartan army against all odds. Please and thank you!)
Kassandra/Kyra/Thaletas: Look, in this house we love OT3s, and this trio is fantastic (even though I had to murder Thaletas in my playthrough, whoops). I'd love to see Kassandra retiring to Delos once she's done misthios-ing (or at least, taking an extended break from misthios-ing) to find her favourite rebel, now Delos' leader, and her doting Spartan general husband. I think of Kassandra as being only romantically interested in Kyra, but I don't think she'd mind messing around with Thaletas. Also Kyra? Definitely a domme. I SCREAMED when she grabbed Kassandra's neck during the scene on the beach, what an icon! Maybe her two subs (or just one, if you want to kick Thaletas out of the equation) try to help her relax after working so hard to run the island on her own. Or maybe she just eats out Kassandra under the table while the three of them are having dinner together. It's Ancient Greece! Anything is possible! (Also you can't tell me Kyra doesn't peg Thaletas. I refuse to hear it.)
If you're going the A/B/O route, I'd LOVE to see Alpha Kassandra.
Fright Night (2011):
God Colin Farrell is INSANELY hot in this movie. Seriously, it's OBSCENE.
Charley Brewster/Jerry Dandridge: This is just such a guilty pleasure ship TBH. I always got some serious sexual tension vibes from these two (especially Jerry. He wants to eat that poor kid up in more ways than one!) Give me a Jerry who's actually smart enough to realise that murdering people is a bad idea when he has a neighbour who's vulnerable due to missing a father figure, cute as fuck, and probably more than willing to donate blood so Jerry doesn't have to go without. Does Charley get anything out of it? I'd like to say yes. Jerry definitely gives him a few orgasms. Also he may or may not threaten to murder everyone Charley holds dear if he doesn't let it happen. It's up to you.
Alternatively, Charley ends up getting caught by some other vampire and auctioned off as a living blood donation. Jerry, who's taken somewhat of a liking to this kid, decides to buy him. Here for hot smut and also Jerry yelling at Charley for falling for an obvious trick (because, let's face it, he would).
Jerry Dandridge/Kevin Katchadourian (We Need to Talk About Kevin): Here for these two killers having a chaotic and unstable relationship. Kevin is probably one of the most terrifying monsters that Jerry has ever known, and he's definitely into it. I'd love to see them trying to hunt each other and falling for each other in the process. Maybe Kevin gets turned into a vampire, maybe he doesn't. I'm not particularly picky.
Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them:
Leta Lestrange/Nagini: Leta Lestrange was the best part of CoG, change my mind. Seriously, though, I LOVE Leta, and I'd love to see how she'd react to meeting an actual monster after being treated like one her whole life. For these two, I'd love to see some very soft sex between two broken people, trying to feel whole for the first time.
Credence Barebone/Original Percival Graves: I love just about anything with these two, but I'm just in the mood for some sub!Graves and dirty monster sex lately. I'd love to see a Credence with control over his obscurus and a Graves who wants to be fucked by it. The shape it takes is up to you, but I'm partial to either the types of tendrils we see in the movie or maybe even some big monstrous werewolf-ish beastie. I'd also like to see this be a positive thing for Credence as well. Maybe he realises that this thing inside of him can't be that bad if it's making Graves so happy. Or maybe he just gets a massive power trip out of it and it helps to get his pent up anger out of his system. For you A/B/O fans, I love secret Omega Graves and surprise Alpha Credence, so something involving that dynamic could be pretty fun as well.
Wow, okay, that was pretty long. But I think that's everything! Feel free to comment anonymously with any questions you may have. Thanks again for signing up, and I hope you'll be able to have some fun with these prompts!