Gay Rebel Scum

Oh boy, I don't have any excuses for this one. It's late, mostly because there was a period of time where I wasn't reading as much fic as I'd like (I'm an English major, so most of my reading time went to school work). Still, I like this series a lot, and want to keep it going as best I can! There's a lot of fics incoming, so hold onto your hats.

Title: Hot Cross Buns
Author: HipHopAnonymous
Fandom: Good Omens
Ship: Ineffable Husbands
Rating: Explicit
Content Warnings: N/A
Other Tags: Ineffable Wives, Aziraphale has a vulva, Crowley has a penis, Spanking, Light Humiliation, Creampie, Cum Eating, Paddling, Marking, Penis in Vagina Sex, Wing Grooming, Fan Art
Length: over 5k (complete, 1 chapter)
Summary: Nanny Ashtoreth has warned the governess, Elizabeth Fell, that she will be punished if she doesn't keep her chambers clean. Unfortunately, Miss Fell is both sloppy and lazy. Of course, she puts off the cleaning for too long, and so Miss Ashtoreth finally puts her foot down. Much to the dismay and pleasure of them both.
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I love the ineffable wives as written here, and Aziraphale/Elizabeth is delightfully debauched. Not to mention I'm just a sucker for Nanny Ashteroth in general. It was the perfect companion while avoiding Christmas Day mayhem with my family.

Title: Potestas et Virtus
Author: onlyastoryteller
Fandom: Call Me By Your Name RPF
Ship: Charmie
Rating: Mature
Content Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence
Other Tags: Gladiator AU, Prison AU, Dystopia AU, Enemies to Lovers
Length: over 40k (incomplete, 8 chapters)
Summary: With two-hundred-sixty-seven wins in the Arena to his name, Armand Hammer is the only fighter in nearly twenty years to ever come close to earning his freedom. He's not about to let anything stop him now, especially not a scrawny new recruit with haunting green eyes and a mysterious past.
Timothée doesn't know how he ended up in the Arena. He knows he didn't do anything to earn him a life sentence, and he would never have chosen the Arena as an alternative to a lifetime of servitude. He can only think of one reason for his predicament: someone wants him dead
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I love this AU! The concept is so clever and I love the author's wordbuilding! She's also SUPER nice! I got to work with her on the artwork this fic is paired with (since it's part of a big bang), and I'm so glad my work was paired with such a cool fan fic! I'm not a huge RPF reader, but I think storyteller has a lot of fun with Timmy and Armie, as well as a few of their collaborators!

Title: l'emprisonner dans la cage de son désespoir
Author: CharmedImsure
Fandom: Call Me By Your Name RPF
Ship: Charmie
Rating: Mature
Content Warnings: Choose Not to Warn
Other Tags: Vampires, Witches, Historical AU, Angst, Some Smut, Locked In
Length: over 4k (incomplete, 2 of 3 chapters posted)
Summary: Jonathan Harker has gone missing and his brother, Armand, is convinced Count Vladimir is responsible. Taking matters into his own hands he travels to the remote castle in the Carpathian Mountains to find the answers he seeks.
Timothée, the count’s esteemed houseguest has drawn the ire of a local woman whose daughter, she believes, has fallen under his thrall.
A spell is woven of magic and blood.
Trapped in the castle with no way out will they be able to fight their growing attraction to each other? Can one resist the overwhelming temptation borne to him? And will the other be able to survive it?
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And here's my other collabortion for the CMBYN Big Bang! Not as much of this fic has been published, but I love love love vampires! Hopefully you guys will get a kick out of it as well!

Title: Prince of Omens
Author: WhiteleyFoster
Fandom: Good Omens
Ship: Ineffable Husbands
Rating: Mature
Content Warnings: N/A
Other Tags: Ancient Egypt, Prince of Egypt
Length: 206 pages (incomplete, 35 of 50 chapters posted)
Summary: It wasn't difficult for Crowley to slither into the position of "Snake God"... it was Ancient Egypt after all. No, the hard part was figuring out how to handle a relationship with an angel who happened to be living amongst the slaves.
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Gosh, this comic is so lovely! I love the way Whiteley draws both of the husbands, keeping them recognisablewhile still adding her own flare to them! I'm also just Weak for The Prince of Egypt, and it's clear that Whiteley drawing from the movie's colour pallet. If you love Good Omens and you somehow haven't read this yet, definitely give it a read!

Title: a bed too large
Author: almostannette
Fandom: Fantastic Beasts
Ship: Gradence
Rating: Explicit
Content Warnings: N/A
Other Tags: Mail Order Brides, 1880s Historical AU, Internalised Homophobia, Explicit Sexual content
Length: over 10k (complete, 2 chapters)
Summary: Sometimes, when he could be sure that he would not be discovered, Credence took out the photograph of Percival and looked at it, sometimes even going so far as to trace the man’s features with the tips of his fingers.
He’d spent some nights wishing he were indeed Claire, not Credence. If he were a woman instead of a man, there would be no need to deceive Percival, and they could indeed get married. Credence thought he wouldn’t mind it - running the household for Percival, sharing a bed with him at night, bearing him a few children. If only…
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*sigh* Theresa writes the most lovely fics. The sweetness and intimacy between Credence and Graves is palpable. I'm honestly not sure I'm in love with the smut, though it wasn't written by Theresa, so I can't blame her for it. And the fic is worth it just for the tenderness in my opinion.

Title: Nous n’avons rien à faire, rien que d’être heureux
Author: elletromil, paxdracona
Fandom: Kingsman
Ship: Merhartwin
Rating: Teen
Content Warnings: N/A
Other Tags: Merpeople AU, Established Merlahad, Getting Together, Courtship Rituals, Fluff, Kissing, Making Out, Biting
Length: over 5k (complete, 1 chapter)
Summary: “Harry, Merlin, I present you the first gift of my courtship. It is my intent, if you accept, to show you that I can not only provide for you a home and protection, but cherish you.”
Harry and Merlin have been in a relationship for decades. Many a siren have proposed them over the years, but Eggsy is the first one they're willing to give a chance.
And Eggsy isn't about to let it go to waste.
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I'm so here for the literal MERhartwin in this fic! I'm also just a huge sucker for courtship rituals and I love seeing how much these three care for each other!

Title: Dirty Dancing: Moscow Nights
Author: gothyringwald
Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Ship: Napollya
Rating: Mature
Content Warnings: N/A
Other Tags: 1950s AU, Slow Burn, Dancing, Misunderstandings, First Kiss, Mutual Pining, Light Angst, Frottage, Friends to Lovers, First Time, Angst with a Happy Ending
Length: over 16k (complete, 7 chapters)
Summary:In 1950s Moscow Illya is growing bored with his life in the Komsomol. When his new friend, Gaby, invites him to a dance with her stilyagi friends, he knows he should refuse, but finds the pull of their colourful world irresistible. There, he meets Napoleon, and is instantly attracted to the other man. They don't get off to the best start but dancing and jazz bring them together...eventually.
AKA the one where Gaby and Napoleon are stilyagi, Illya is a little bit square, and there's a lot of dancing.
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1950s Soviet counterculture is a fascinating idea for an AU! And these two feel so in character despite the change in geography (tho it took me a while to get used to Russian Napoleon Solo). It's a great little multi-chapter fic and I love every second of it. It's pretty easy to forget that jazz was super countercultural back when it was first introduced to a white audience, and seeing it keep that cultural significance in a different country at a different time is absolutely fascinating!

Title: To Everything There is a Season
Author: flecksofpoppy
Fandom: Attack on Titan
Ship: Jeanmarco
Rating: Mature
Content Warnings: N/A
Other Tags: Canon Compliant, Missing Scene, Inspired by Fanart, First Kiss, First Time
Length: over 20k (complete, 1 chapter)
Summary:Everything grows in its own time.
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I haven't ever recc'd any Attack on Titan fic on here, but it was my JAM back in high school. This one is an oldie but a goodie, building out the world of the anime a bit as well as making Marco's death 110% more tragic than it was in canon. To put it simply, this one sparks joy.

Title: Stumbling In
Author: kenjiandco
Fandom: Attack on Titan
Ship: Jeanmarco
Rating: Explicit
Content Warnings: Chooses Not to Warn (but I don't think any apply)
Other Tags: Awkward Shed Sex, Frottage, Grinding, Finger Sucking, Hurt/Comfort
Length: over 7k (complete, 1 chapter)
Summary: Sometimes running away from a party and hiding in a garden shed during a thunderstorm solves more problems than you'd expect...
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It was nostalgia for this fic that actually got my jeanmarco kick going. I love this fic. Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye from Fullmetal Alchemist are hilarious as Jean's parents, and I love seeing the 104th squad chilling at a wedding party together! Not to mention the porn is pretty great.

That's everything for today! Sorry for making you guys wait! I hope I can get these out more often! Happy new year everyone!

Hey everyone! Sorry for the light week this week. I didn't read too much, but I hope you'll enjoy the fruits of my labour.

Title: House Call
Author: zebraljb
Fandom: Kingsman
Ship: Hartwin
Rating: Explicit
Content Warnings: N/A
Other Tags: Alternate Universe, Doctor/Patient, First Dates
Length: over 9k (complete, 1 chapter)
Summary: Harry has a new primary care physician and isn't happy about it...until he meets Dr. Unwin. He has an unexpected reaction to the beautiful doctor, which leads to a date, which leads to a drink, horrible puns and innuendos, and a trip upstairs to Harry's bedroom.
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This fic is so much fun! I ate through the entire series it's a part of through the last couple of days. It's adorably fluffy and features a wonderfully cheeky Eggsy. So much fun!

Title: Take Me To the River
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: Kingsman
Ship: Hartwin
Rating: General Audiences
Content Warnings: N/A
Other Tags: Meet-cute, Alternate Universe - Tailors, River Cruise, Class Differences, Happy Endings, Eggsy is a Former Marine, Harry is a Tailor, James is a Tailor
Length: over 3k (complete, 1 chapter)
Summary: Eggsy's friends pooled their money and bought Eggsy a ticket on a Gay Singles Dinner Cruise on the Thames River. Eggsy doesn't want to disappoint them, but he knows this isn't a place for him - not among the posh wankers born with engraved silver suppositories. But he meets a lovely gentleman, posh - yes, but kind and interesting and the evening might not turn out to be as bad as he expects.
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This fic is SO cute! Another fun treadmill read. I love the chemistry between Harry and Eggsy, and the fact that Eggsy's friends pooled their money together to put him on a singles' cruise is adorable!

Title: The Oncoming Storm
Author: greygerbil
Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (movie)
Ship: Napollya
Rating: Teen
Content Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence
Other Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Fever, Broken Bones, Hiding Medical Issues
Length: over 4k (complete, 1 chapter)
Summary: Illya does not speak to his friends about his injuries as he should, but then, Illya and Napoleon have something else that is unspoken between them. When the spy team gets shut into a hut far from the closest town by a winter storm, the two find themselves facing all truths.
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I loved this fic! There's something so perfectly in-character about Illya feeling like he needs to hide his illnesses and injuries. Napoleon, Illya, and Gaby also have such wonderful chemistry in their scenes together AND Napoleon and Illya need to share a room??? Sign me up!