Gay Rebel Scum

Welp, it's a day late, but it's here!

agegapexchange was this week, which I had a great deal of fun reading. I can't wait for next year! I'll be revealing my contribution once the collection is de-anoned, but there are a few fics on this list from there. I also started rereading Harry Potter recently, which resulted in a bitch getting into Drarry. Not sure how much I'll be writing it, but it's a good ship and I'd like to try my hand at it when I have less on my plate.

As usual if any of these authors have a DW and I didn't link it, please let me know so I can give them some love!

Title: Bedded, Bound, Bespoked
Author: anarchycox
Fandom: Kingsman
Ship: Merwin
Rating: Explicit
Content Warnings: N/A
Other Tags: Escort AU, Marine Eggsy, No Dean, Mistaken Identity, Confusion, Sex Work, Escort Merlin, Escort Harry, Sex Training, Additional Tags to Be Added
Length: over 7k (incomplete, 3 chapters)
Summary: Michelle kept it together after Lee died in the marines, never married Dean, and raised Eggsy well. Eggsy joined the marines at 18 and at 24 is home on leave. He has money to spare and a desire for some nice clothes. He decides to splurge on a couple bespoke pieces from Kingsman Tailors. But he has no clue that Kingsman Tailors is a front for the most exclusive escort service in London. And that when he booked his appointment he used the code phrase for the escort services and not just the tailors.
A bespoke fitting is different than Eggsy expected.
Really, really different.
If he had known how different he definitely would have done this along time ago.
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Please don't even get me started. When I first learned Merwin was a thing I said to myself "this is not my bag, I came here for Hartwin." My friends, please remember to keep your mind open, because if I still had that opinion, I would not be enjoying a lovely fic like this! I love the character work that Anarchy has done with Eggsy, giving him a successful career as a marine (and all the dicipline and baggage that comes with it). He's still the Egg that we all know and love, but now he's also doing really well for himself! And the sex scene with Merlin is smoking hot. I can't wait for the new chapter!

Title: Aural Gratification
Author: birdsofshore
Fandom: Harry Potter
Ship: Drarry
Rating: Explicit
Content Warnings: N/A
Other Tags: Aural Kink, Masturbation, Closet Sex, Coming Out, Dildos, Humor, Smut
Length: over 10k (complete, 1 chapter)
Summary:Harry's not gay – he just likes listening to exciting stories about Aurors. It's not his fault that the narrator's voice is so smooth, so expressive... and really rather hot.
Career choices: Harry: Ministry of Magic desk job; Draco: m/m romance narrator
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Hey birdsofshore? Please never stop writing for Drarry.
Draco both writes and narrates his smut, and Harry "observant as a brick" Potter doesn't realise that A) it's Draco narrating and B) the characters in the stories are based on them (not spoilers btw. It's fairly obvious from the get-go what's going on). Their reunion is spicy in all the best ways and the ending is *chef's kiss*. Brilliantly done!

Title: Us and Them
Author: Anonymous (to be revealed once Age Gape Exchange is de-anoned)
Fandom: Call Me By Your Name
Ship: Elio/Oliver
Rating: Teen
Content Warnings: N/A
Other Tags: Outsider PoV, Amicable Divorce, Deconstructing First Impressions, Emotional Intimacy, Family Dynamic, Banter, Oliver's Wife PoV, Gratuitous References to Literature
Length: over 2k (complete, 1 chapter)
Summary: It was only later, that Kit would attribute to the growing malaise in her marriage to Elio Perlman. Later, she thought about hers and Oliver’s marriage as something that was never quite healthy, but it gladly popped Nyquil every four to six hours (months) and then kept on trucking.
Ten years after her divorce, Oliver's ex-wife meets Elio Perlman.
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I, for one, love the fact that Call Me By Your Name fandom almost always writes Oliver's wife as an interesting and sympathetic character. Kit is no different: snarky and quick-witted, it's clear why she and Oliver would have gotten along. I also really like that she even bothers to try and be on good terms with Elio. It's a great character piece and lots of fun to read!

Title: Choose Your Poison
Author: zebraljb
Fandom: Kingsman
Ship: Merhartwin
Rating: Explicit
Content Warnings: N/A
Other Tags: M/M/M Threesome, Dom/Sub, Collars, Leashes, Vibrators, Blindfolds, PWP
Length: over 4k (complete, 1 chapter)
Summary: Sway: Oh, I'd love to read some naughty sex from you.
Me: *walks away and comes back with 4300+ words of Merhartwin porn*
Eggsy gets a reward for a job well done.
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Welp, what can I say? I see porn, and I read it.
But it's more than that. I really like that Merlin, Harry, and Eggsy are willing to switch things up every once in a while in terms of their dynamic! Eggsy's simultaneous shock and joy when he learns about the full extent of his gift (which I won't spoil here) is an absolute joy to read! I also just really enjoy fics where Eggsy tops. Like, don't get my wrong, Eggsy's ass is fantastic, I just like a little variety. Please don't kill me.

Title: once upon a time (a star to steer her by)
Author: Anonymous (to be revealed once Age Gap Exchange is de-anonned)
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Ship: Sally Jackson/Poseidon
Rating: Teen
Content Warnings: N/A
Other Tags: First Meetings, Bittersweet, Love at First Sight
Length: over 2k (complete, 3 chapters)
Summary: This is the story of how Sally Jackson meets a sea god and falls in love. This is not, however, a fairy-tale.
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Time for me to reveal myself as an unironic fan of middle grade novels. How did that happen?
But in all seriousness, the Percy Jackson books are incredible, and this fic fits perfectly into that pedigree. It takes everything we're told about Sally and Poseidon's relationship in canon and draws it out to an almost magical extent. I'm convinced this anon is either a wizard or Rick Riordan himself.